Schauspieler
Leslie Nielsen (Lt. Frank Drebin), Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer), George Kennedy (Ed Hocken), O.J. Simpson (Nordberg), Fred Ward (Rocco), Kathleen Freeman (Muriel), Anna Nicole Smith (Tanya), Ellen Greene (Louise), Ed Williams (Ted Olsen), Raye Birk (Papshmir), Matt Roe (Clayton), Wylie Small (Defense Attorney), Sharon Cornell (Stenographer), Earl Boen (Dr. Eisendrath), Jeff Wright (Store Manager), Lorali Hart (Melon Lady), Mallory Sandler (Grocery Mother), K.L. Segal (Purse Woman), Brad Lockerman (Jason), Rosalind Allen (Bobbi), Charlotte Zucker (Nurse), Lois De Banzie (Dr. Kohlzak), Doris Belack (Dr. Roberts), Nigel Gibbs (Carjacker), Andre Rosey Brown (Corridor Guard), Randall 'Tex' Cobb (Big Hairy Con), Ann B. Davis (Ann B. Davis), Alex Zimmerman (Mess Hall Convict), Marc Alaimo (Trucker), Tom Finnegan (Priest), Hammam Shafie (Cabbie), Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter (Cabbie), Danny Daniels (Cabbie), Joe Grifasi (Director), Vanna White (Vanna White), 'Weird Al' Yankovic ('Weird Al' Yankovic), Rick Scarry (Security Guard), Mary Lou Retton (Mary Lou Retton), James R. Scribner (Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man), Lou Felder (Presenter), Chrissy Bocchino (Mother Theresa), Pia Zadora (Pía Zadora), Joe D'Angerio (Security Guard), Gary Cooper (Cop), Christopher J. Keene (Cop), Joe Flood (Cop), Scott Evers (Umpire), Paul A. Hutton (Doctor), Burton Zucker (Clinic Patient), Susan Breslau (Train Lady #1), Erin MacArthur (Train Lady #2), Marcy Goldman (Train Lady #3), David Zucker (Teleprompter Guy), Robert K. Weiss (Tuba Player), Peter Segal (Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'), Robert LoCash (Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'), William Kerr (Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'), Jolie Chain (Producer's Wife), Wendy Hogan (Producer's Wife), Jeri Caldwell (Producer's Wife), Michael Ewing (Assistant Director), David Malloy (Maalox Boy), Vanessa Sandin (Gabriella), Julie Strain (Dominatrix), Andrew Craig (Bryce Porterhouse Guard), David Fresco (Lifetime Award Recipient), Bill Erwin (Conductor), Adam Hasart (Frank Jr.), John Capodice (Mr. Big)